oh don piano

sanooooooooooooooooooooz, BORING, more imaginative next time please.

i like you!

That was great! I laughed, I cried, I give it 2 thumbs up.

Too funny! Keep it up!

Just to clarify: when you say "this is the place where the magic happens," do you mean that's where you read Harry Potter?

Bla Bla, you CLEARLY didn't see the same video I saw. Hot dogs stuffed in mouths! Amplified zipper sound effects! Being fired by a tiny Trump doll! All of this = awesomeness.

I've got a rotary phone dial-up to the internet, so I'm no judge of the skill set it takes to be the ultimate blogger. However, I have noticed that Liz and Krista seem to be the Wonder Twins of posting. Liz, like Zan, writes as fast as a crashing wave. Krista, like Jayna is an animal when it comes to attacking pop culture with her biting commentary, snarky quips, and fine sense of the absurd. I guess that makes the other guy in the video Gleek, but the only space monkey I saw was Trump.

as a fellow tv enthusiast i must point out a couple of favorite moments.

the apprentice scene i thought was top notch. taking real life funny digs at your partner (that's what we are all about here at ub).

the trump hand shaking line had me a laughing.

also, yes the zipper sound was spectacular.

"The NEWs"...thanks for that line J. Now whenever I watch "the NEWs" I'll hear that in my head.

Nice chef's hat Liz! The body bag scene took some bravery on your part. Good job.

Krista, you're not with the NFL anymore? That means I can officially cross you off my "So jealous of you I hate you" list.

That was flippn' sweet. I especially love the fact that Liz sounds like she has a serious LISP. Why I eyes uh, all the live long day. Lover yah.

Yes! I swear I don't have that lisp in real life.

oh man. Fellow TV junkies of the world unite!

I really loved the Law & Order and Apprentice allusions especially. Tiny trump doll!!

Hang on--I didn't realize it's a Liz-Krista union. That might just overwhelm in the brilliance, charm, and laughies department!!!!

Of course, where was ANTM!?

Ha. So this marks the 3rd straight cameo year for J, no? And the first for Max!

Thank you to Ultimate Blogger for letting me peek in on Liz and Krista in their many-miles-away absence. If you chop them down in any way, you will have me to answer to.

MAX! One of my favorite cats in the whole world!

funniest of the bunch. had to watch it twice! i second the antm nudge and raise you a project runway, jeopardy, and price is right. looking forward to more from oh don piano.

Was Krista every jealous of you because you got better looking guys coming on to you at clubs than she did? That can cause friction between friends regardless of sexual origin

If by "clubs" you mean "boardroom" and if by "guys" you mean "Mr. Trump," then yes, she was totally jealous.

What is there not to understand? If a friend of mine catches a rap with a good looking girl at a club i get very jealous and i would do everything in my power to screw it up for him big time. I would hope that Krista would do the same. A pretty face may last a year or two but pretty soon they'll see what you can do. So there!

Liz Liz you are playing with my head Liz. Clubs meaning nigthclubs danceclubs, socializing drinking etc etc . When i said good looking guys i meant hunks. I dont think Trump falls into that category. Money yes, looks no.Krista strikes me as the type of person that would not talk to you for a few weeks or maybe a month if a guy came on to you and totally ignored her. If you dump a hunk for her, then you are a true blue friend. I would never do it. I would rather lose a friend first.

PD - are you having trouble getting girls? Maybe you should make an appointment with that Mystery dude on VH1. He seems to be able to help losers...maybe he can help you.

I think Max departing the boardroom along with Liz was really the icing on the cake.

awesome work guys. I had to stifle my cackles at the office.

Phil Davis is a tool. He is not the hunk at your local danceclub, regardless of your sexual origin.

Liz by any chance towards the end of the video did you cut a small fart . I heard some noise as you got off the chair or couch .

Yawn.

You do know your IP address doesn't change when you switch fake names, right, PhilIrving?

A true treat, ladies.
Well done!

So now you have gone the OJ Rifkin route checking out peeps IP's? Nothing better to do? Where is your sense of humor. I was joking with those last few comments. You seem to have a vindictive streak in you. You think women don't fart? Vegetarians don't fart? I sure do.

We didn't really do any research, IP addresses are emailed to us with comments. However, we always welcome readers of Eatfeats. Love ya.

I think you are eatfeats . i smell a fart

schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Love it! I don't even watch half these shows and I still found it to be great viewing. Maybe if Liz and Krista were in charge of more TV I'd tune in more!

I finally got to see it! Yeah! I don't care what anyone thinks, you guys are awesome. . . let me know if you need help with any of the challenges, you know how I love to embarrass myself for the camera!